May 2011
130 posts
youcallyourselfourmother asked: OH MY GOD YOU RESPONDED TO A POST WITH QAF GIF. WE ARE SOULMATES. FUQ PAUL
May 31st
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May 30th
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tacosandsex: While everyone else is worrying about losing weight this summer, I’m going to be over here stuffing my face with junk food and doing nothing but partying and not giving a shit.
May 30th
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So my mum gave me the Katy Perry issue of Vanity...
So I said “She’s homophobic, you know that yeah?”, to which she rolled her eyes, and said we’d agree to disagree.  Putting this out there though: my mum’s not actually homophobic, she just dislikes me arguing with her being right.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW!
Can you tell I’m excited?
May 24th
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
starkiddingacrosstheuniverse: hooplahschmuck: pierre-julien: dociousaliexpisticfragicalirepus: ohyestimelords: slytherinmychamber: hotel-denouement: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE.   THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
May 23rd
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Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...
donttellandy:
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“It can’t be any more obvious that we live in a patriarchal society if ”feminist”...”
– Ellen Page (via azspot) Shit, most logical thing I’ve heard all day. It’s funny that because I went to an all-girl secondary school I thought sexism was something that had mostly died out, and being sexist would make you into a pariah. Then I went to university. (via dallowayward)
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Maybe there actually was a bit of a rapture but only like 3 people on Earth were nice enough to go and no one’s bothered to get rid of the rest of us. Ah well. So long you three, have fun up there.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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That awkward moment when you forget a sex toy in...
inmyowncompany: Ooooopppsss. OMG… can’t even… the awkward….
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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